This is what happens to the brain when you deprive it of sleep...

So, I was doing the dishes today, and my mind started to wander...

God, being God, knows everything, and has, from the beginning, known the entire history of man and everything that would come. Right?

So, as the Earth was being created, God could look forward and see a time with reality contest shows, Twitter, and Jon and Kate Plus 8.

What a flippin' trip that must have been.