Bad MommyAward or How To Start The Summer Off... Wrong

Poor Lexie, she's born deaf AND she's got the worst mother ever. Kid never gets a break, eh?
Lexie's bad mommy let her play outside all day on Saturday without sunscreen. Then, when she started acting like she didn't feel well Saturday night, her mommy assumed it was from the sunburn that she had inevitably developed. When she got a fever Sunday evening, her horrible mommy still blamed the sun. By Tuesday afternoon her mommy grew a brain and took her to the doctor. Poor thing has Strep Throat.

Yes, I'll be accepting that trophy now. Thank you.